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R3: La Guerre des Mondes - Discussion Thread 7 years 11 months ago #1354

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Excellent! You may have yet another benny for validating my nonsense with scientific fact! :D

In Mars Attacks! the aliens breathe nitrogen, but I figured the idea of them breathing methane was funnier. :D
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R3: La Guerre des Mondes - Discussion Thread 7 years 11 months ago #1355

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There is a new setting rule from Savage Worlds RIFTS than I am tempted to implement into this game...

Blaze of Glory
Get Incapacitated? You can choose to end it on your terms, removing the Wounds from the last attack, gaining three bennies and going nuts in one last scene...though, when that scene is over, your character dies.

Thoughts?
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R3: La Guerre des Mondes - Discussion Thread 7 years 11 months ago #1356

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Introducing….

[Steve] Jaques Montellion – Captain of the King’s Musketeers, Jaques’ skill with a blade is rivalled only by his loyalty to the crown. He was promoted after foiling an attempted regicide, placing himself in the path of a bullet intended for the King. Despite his heroic reputation, Jaques is painfully nondescript; were it not for his uniform and his scars, he might easily be mistaken for a greengrocer.

La Guerre des Mondes – Part Four

Relieved of their weapons and shackled together like common criminals, the royalists were escorted back to Paris by their Jacobin captors. Upon arrival, they were taken to the Square du Temple and locked away pending trial for treason, as defined by the Committee for Public Safety. King Louis XVI and Queen Marie Antoinette were held elsewhere in the prison.

“What about the petit homme vert?” Marcel howled, rattling the bars of his cell, “The little green man!”

“It’s far too soon for you to succumb to madness, Monsieur Cochen-Saucisson!” observed a shadowy figure sharing the executioner’s cage, “You’ve only been here five minutes.”

“Who’s there?”

Manacles jangling around from his gaunt extremities, the speaker rose and shuffled forward into the spluttering torchlight.

“Jaques Montellion!” Marcel gasped, looking upon the ravaged face of his old friend, “We all believed the revolutionaries had killed you!”

“Not for lack of trying!” Jaques laughed, a hoarse, rasping sound from his dry throat, “The King dispatched me on a secret mission, but I was betrayed and bought here for interrogation. They have tortured me, but I have told them nothing!”

“These Jacobin dogs have no honour!” Rugue spat, eavesdropping from the cell he shared with Andre and Lisette.

“On that point, we can finally agree,” said Maximillien Robespierre as he entered the cell block. Shorter than most men, the revolutionary ringleader’s diminutive stature was emphasized further by the presence of his two hulking bodyguards. “There is no act of meanness of which a political party is not capable, for in politics there is no honour. I was disappointed when my men missed you at the palace, but I see your escape was as short-lived as it was futile. The people of France will hold the King to account for his tyranny.”

“And I will hold you to account for… er, your face!” Rugue cried, throwing himself against the bars and reaching for Robespierre’s throat. One of the goons slapped his hands away.

The door to the cell block opened and a fourth man entered, a gentleman in black whose eyes were covered by a pair of dark eyeglasses.

“Who are you?” Robespierre demanded, whilst his bodyguards cracked their knuckles menacingly.

“A pertinent question, monsieur,” answered the newcomer, withdrawing a metallic cylinder the length of a quill from within his black waistcoat, “You will find the answer to your enquiry right… here.”

FLASH!

Robespierre and his thugs froze, mouths agape with slack-jawed befuddlement. The gentleman in black carefully returned the flashy thing to his pocket and removed his eyeglasses.

“You have finished interrogating these prisoners,” the man said, "You found them to be helpful and cooperative. You can think of no reason that you would need to visit them again.”

“Well… it seems we’re done here,” Robespierre muttered, gormless expression soon replaced by his customary sneer, “Hop to it! I’m not paying you to catch flies, take me back to the Bastille!”

Once Robespierre and his bodyguards had left, the mysterious stranger turned to the royalists.

“Bonjour, gentlemen and lady,” he said, “My name is Monsieur F. My condolences on your unsuccessful escape, I understand that you were doing quite well until you intercepted the Martian craft. I wonder if you would tell me about the creature you encountered last night?”

---

“Thank you for your cooperation,” Monsieur F nodded thoughtfully once the royalists had finished the tale of their extra-terrestrial experience, “On behalf of the organisation that I represent, I’d like to thank you all for your courage in the face of the unknown. Once this revolution blows over, you might consider enrolling at the university. Professor Ogilvy teaches a class on Unorthodox Meteorology that you might find… enlightening.”

“Your organisation?” Andre asked, “Wait, who are you?”

Monsieur F paused on his way to the exit.

“We’re the good guys,” he answered simply, replacing his dark eyeglasses, “We’re the Gentlemen in Black.”

To be continued….
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R3: La Guerre des Mondes - Discussion Thread 7 years 11 months ago #1357

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La Guerre des Mondes – Part Five

The next two years passed slowly for the royalists imprisoned in the Square du Temple. In January 1793, the Jacobins announced that they had found King Louis XVI guilty of treason and he would face execution by guillotine on the final day of the month. A priest visited the prison that morning, so that the King might confess his sins before God prior to being sent to meet him. Lisette wept as the King was marched passed her cell, head bowed by a weight heavier than any crown.

“Whatever is the matter, Mademoiselle de Cholet?” he asked, pausing to offer her a sickly smile, “Surely you did not imagine that I was immortal?”

(Seeing that the noblewoman’s emotional reaction had earned her a benny, the rest of the party suddenly began wailing and gnashing their teeth at the King’s fate, but their crocodile tears went unrewarded).

From the small window in his cell, Marcel was able to watch the King’s progress toward the Place de la Revolution, where a crowd of bloodthirsty Parisians had gathered around the executioner’s scaffold. It had been snowing in the night and a chill wind blasted Marcel’s face as he watched the carriage’s slow progress through the icy streets. Turning his gaze toward the dark clouds gathering overhead, Marcel spotted a strange – yet somehow familiar – shape descending towards the city. The last time he had seen such a thing, it had been half buried in a burning field near the German border. No, not just one... there was another, and another… and another!

“Mon Dieu!” Marcel croaked, “There are hundreds of them!”

“Hundreds of what?” Jacques demanded, fighting for space at the tiny window, “Oh my, some sort of flying object… I can’t identify it!”

The Martian fleet opened fire on the crowd in the Place de la Revolution, while others extended crab-like legs and settled onto the ground, disgorging groups of Martian infantry into the heart of the city. Something exploded on the other side of the river and an entire building collapsed sideways into the icy water. Paris had become a warzone!

“We have to get out of here!” Lisette cried.

“Leave it to me!” Rugue said, kneeling by the cell door and slipping his lock-picks into the rusty keyhole, “I’ll have this open in a jiffy.”

Everyone stared at him.

“What?”

“Have you had those on you this whole time?” Andre asked, his left eye beginning to twitch most alarmingly.

“Er…yes.”

“We’ve been locked up for two years!” Andre screamed, lunging across the cell, “Eating shitty prison food and crapping in a bucket! For two years! And now – NOW – you decide to escape.”

“Andre! You can kill him later,” Marcel snapped, “Let him get these cells open!”

The simple locks were no match for Rugue’s clever fingers and soon all five royalists were free of their chains. The sound of fighting rose from the lower levels of the tower, the crackle of muskets and the buzz of Martian weaponry. Instead of heading down to aid their gaolers in battle, the escapees went up to the top floor of the prison where Marie Antoinette was being held. Three nervous guards were stationed outside the Queen’s cell, debating whether they should leave their post to investigate the fate of their brothers-in-arms. The decision was made for them as Jacques and Rugue dashed up the stairs and pushed the nearest two sentries over the balcony.

“Please don’t kill me!” wailed the third man, surrendering his weapons.

“Where’s the key to the Queen’s cell?” Jacques demanded.

“The sergeant had it,” answered the guard, “And you just threw him off a building!”

“Don’t take that tone with me, jeune homme!” Jacques warned.

Rugue got the cell open and Lisette rushed to embrace the Queen, who looked as tangled and dirty as the rest of the prisoners. Wintry sunlight entered the room through a barred window and Marcel wandered over to take a look outside. Martian craft filled the sky, buzzing like flies above a corpse. One particularly large vessel had taken position over the Place de la Revolution, suspended there like some great, black spider.

BOOM!

Smoke billowed from the Bastille as the cannons arrayed along the battlements opened fire upon the Martian fleet. One shot must have a clipped a UFO, for the alien ship burst into flame and veered erratically towards the Square du Temple.

“Run!” Marcel roared.

The UFO collided with the tower, exploding on impact. Debris showered the royalists as they fled downstairs, fortunately nobody was injured. Burning wood and charred masonry continued to fall as the party continued their frantic descent. Other prisoners still trapped in their cells cried out as the party hurried by, but the building was coming down around their heads and they did not have time to save everyone.

Reaching the base of the tower, Rugue stepped gingerly over the dead guards and began teasing the lock on the door to the prison armoury. The courtyard was littered with bodies, men whom had fought to hold the entrance against the Martians and died for their bravery. Jacques knelt beside the corpse of a man sporting revolutionary colours and reached forward to brush the dead man’s eyes closed. Suddenly, a large green spider lunged for his fingers, hissing and spitting like a feral cat! Jacques recoiled in horror, stumbling over the body of another dead Jacobin. He watched in horror as the spider-thing settled atop the dead man’s head and extended two slender tentacles into his ears. Suddenly, the corpse’s eyes snapped open and fixed the musketeer captain with a milky stare! More of the Martian braincrabs appeared, scuttling over the cracked flagstones and selecting hosts from among the dead.

“Ware morts!” Jacques cried out, fumbling for the pistol he had taken from the prison guard.

Animated by the parasitic spiders’ joyriding their dead flesh, the Jacobins rose up and attacked. Snatching a musket off the ground, Andre drove the bayonet through the chest of the nearest zombie. 12” of steel sliding between its ribs did little to inconvenience the corpse, it locked its clammy fingers around the young scientist’s throat and began to squeeze….

“Anne-Marie….” Andre gasped, as his vision began to darken.

Suddenly, the dead hands around Andre’s neck loosened their grip, as Lisette chopped her sabre down through the zombie’s skull. A braincrab jumped at the noblewoman’s face, but she shrieked and ducked out of the way. The creature sailed passed her head and bounced off the wall like a wet sponge saturated with gravy. It landed on its back and Jacques stomped down hard before it had the chance to right itself.

SQUELCH!

The royalists soon realised that killing the spiders prevented the corpses from making a nuisance of themselves. Rugue gained access to the prison armoury and the party re-equipped all the gear that had been confiscated when they were caught.

“Whatever shall we do now?” the Queen quailed.

“We should head to the Place de la Revolution and find the King,” Jacques insisted.

“The city is swarming with Martians!” Marcel replied, “We cannot risk taking the Queen into a warzone! We need to find a place where she will be safe before we go looking for the King.”

“What about the university?” Andre suggested, “Remember that strange fellow we met two years ago; Monsieur F? He suggested that Professor Ogilvy could put us in contact with his organisation. If anyone is equipped to fight these invaders, it’ll be them.”

To be continued….
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La Guerre des Mondes – Part Six

It had started snowing again, blanketing the bodies of the dead in an icy, white shroud. Embers from a burning house fell among the snowflakes, hissing where they settled. The streets around the prison were deserted, silent but for the howling wind. While ill-fitting and bloodied, the coats taken from the Jacobin guards protected the party from the worst of the cold. Despite several layers of warm clothing, Marie Antoinette continued to shiver uncontrollably as she clung to Lisette’s arm.

“We have to find shelter!” the handmaiden called, concern for the Queen writ plain upon her face.

“Not until we reach the other side of the river!” Marcel decided, “It’s not safe for us to stop here!”

But crossing the Seine would prove more difficult than the royalists imagined. The Pont Royal was crowded with panicked Parisians, fleeing onto the bridge from both sides of the river. Men, women and children pushed and shoved against one another. Some stumbled and fell into the cold water below; few resurfaced.

Suddenly, an alien howl sounded, silencing the crowd as everyone looked for the source of the terrifying sound.

“UUUUUULLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!”

A tripod figure, as tall as a steeple, crashed through a row of buildings along the waterfront. In the cockpit, sat a Martian, controlling the war machine via a complex array of levers and dials. The tripod turned towards the packed bridge and extended a strange, metal funnel.

WHOOOOOSH!

The air around the Martian weapon shimmered as an invisible wave of heat swept the Pont Royal. Fire leapt from man to man as each was instantly turned to fire! The heat was so intense that the bridge itself began to melt!

“Well, we’re not going that way!” Jacques cursed.

“Over there!” Rugue called, pointing down to the frozen river, “The ice there looks thick enough to cross.”

The royalists slid down the bank and out onto the icy surface of the Seine.

“You can do this,” Lisette reassured the Queen, “Remember when we went skating last winter? This will be no different.”

The crossing was progressing pretty smoothly up until the point that the Martian war machine spotted the royalists on the ice and turned its heat ray in their direction.

WHOOOOOSH!

Lisette pushed the Queen out of harm’s way; but in doing so, she caught the brunt of the Martian heat ray. Her smooth skin blistered like a lobster and her pretty, brown hair was scorched away from her scalp.

“Agghhhhh-”

SPLASH!

Lisette’s agonised cry was cut short as the ice beneath her melted away and dropped her into the frigid river. Sparing a single heartbeat to confirm the Queen was safe, Jacques dived in after her. The icy water stole the breath from his lungs, but he was still able to grab the injured handmaiden and pull her back to the surface.

“Hey, over here!” Marcel taunted the Martian, trying to draw its attention away from the others still floundering on the ice, “I’ve seen more convincing aliens in the original series of Star Trek!”

“Ackackackack!” the Martian answered, alien dialect amplified by microphones within the cockpit.

The war machine stepped out onto the frozen river, tripod legs slipping on the ice. With a sudden snap, the ice buckled under the machine’s weight, dumping the Martian into the dark water.

“UUUUUULLLLLLAA – BLURBLEGLURBLEBURBLE!!”

The royalists scrambled up the far bank of the river, one step closer to reaching the university.

To be continued….
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Lisette also remembers blasting a hole in the war machine's canopy with her flintlock pistol and mortally wounding the pilot. That session was pretty in-Seine. :whistle:
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Kaltek - Thu 11 Apr - 19:14

Just outside the car park now, there are still a few people from the wake at the moment

Garuda - Thu 11 Apr - 17:39

Should have read the posts below better. Looks like I'll be giving it a miss this week.

Garuda - Thu 11 Apr - 17:36

Did club indicate wake will go on all evening? Not a fan of gaming in the bar.

Temrane - Thu 11 Apr - 17:25

no galleons tonight, sorry all!

Sarge - Thu 11 Apr - 16:15

I’ve just been notified that a funeral wake is going on so we need to go in the bar tonight. It could be the wake may finish and we can use the longe later

Inept - Thu 11 Apr - 13:32

sorry guys not about tonight, deadlines for work moved up...

Tom - Thu 4 Apr - 18:46

Sorry going to be late tonight, the work we've been doing no my sisters bathroom's sprung a leak so I'm going round to take a look.

TheRanger - Thu 4 Apr - 18:29

Hi everyone wont be at club tonight, works been a killer today, seeya all next week

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