TOPIC: R3 Tomb of the Dragon Empress

Oops, missed that.
Guessing you picked up the Fantasy Companion then?
I'll rejig the halfling.
EDIT: Replaced Trap Sense with Quick.

Week 1

Hired by the Tolpan Adventurers Guild,
to explore the Tomb of the Dragon Empress Drelina.

Adventurers Assemble!;
Adonis Handsomeman, gentleman archeologist,
Thalia Greenthorn, elven sniper,
Magic Benny, superstitious cleric,
and Gelbvieh, minotaur meathead.

Enter the Tomb;
Adonis leads the way (poke-poke),
bells ringing in the depths.

Goblin ambush!;
Adonis splits the party,
Thalia is overwhelmed!
(don't bring a knife to a goblin fight)
RIP Thalia.
the party retreats, Adonis hides in a fridge.

Reinforcements, please!;
meet Varis Gloomvale, melancholic mage.

Re-enter the Tomb;
immediately split the party,
red means 'off', right?
Gelbvieh & Adonis reunited!
what's cooking? mmmmm, ooze
Magic Benny finds a relic
lots of aimless wandering.....
the band is back together again, everyone gets an Advance!

Week 2

Rearrange the party;
Scorpion (lizardman fighter) joins the adventure.
Varis Gloomvale takes a sabbatical.

Vengeance for Thalia! The goblins must die!
pause for a spot of light looting
into the dank warren
passed the underground lake
"Surprise, motherf*****r/s!"
drinking from goblin skulls, a toast to our fallen companion!
our new goblin pet/guide

The Funny Machine!
there is little comical about this infernal engine
false advertising

The Actual Tomb!
a stone sarcophagus and mountains of gold
Magic Benny has sticky fingers
the tomb guardians (animated armour) are overcome!
the sprung is trapped and the trap is sprungged

Everyone gets another Advance!