Session Three Write-up
If I can pick up the story. The heroes have just defeated a highly aggressive group of goblins and an ogre couple.
While the rest of them are busy looting the bodies and searching the cave for treasure, Romero Scorzoni, Half elven paladin of Sune Firehair, has cornered Rufious, the ranger in a secluded portion of the cave. “if you don’t mind, I think you need to reconsider your chosen career path as an archer, since you just damned near killed me by shooting me in the back during that last fight”. Rufious looks uncomfortable “look Romero, when you’re fighting, could you just try not moving around so much, and anyway, there was something in my eye, and do you know, this bow’s never been right, ever since I bought it.” “Listen Rufious, when you Rangers finish your training don’t you get a test or something?”. “Well, Yes, I did great on the theory”. Just then, they both notice that the hall has gone really quiet – they seem to be alone. Where have all their friends gone?
Just then, Alaura, the last loyal guard from Blackstone Keep appears. “It looks like your friends have gone” She says. “The druid has poorly eyes, and has gone to seek healing”.
“And the others?” says Rufios. “Beer Festival!” says Alaura. “Damn!” says Rufious.
“Then it’s just down to us two brave fellows to rescue the villagers of Nightstone” Says Romero the Paladin.
So our two valiant heroes cautiously start to search the goblin tunnels on their own. Pretty soon they find themselves assaulted by a swarm of giant rats. Romero attempts to fight them with his mace, but finds them difficult opponents in the cramped tunnels, and their swarmfighting tactics are giving him a great deal of trouble. Luckily, Rufious has finally found his archery muse, and starts to to pick them off around him. First through Romeros armpit, then over his shoulder, and even between his legs. One overly aggressive rat scrambles up Romero’s torso and latches onto his nose with its viciously sharp incisors. Just as he screams out “not the face, not the face!”, He hears Rufious’s arrow whizzing perilously close to his ear which not just impales the vexatious rodent but pins it to the opposite wall some ten feet away.
“By Sune, you’ve got better, Rufious”.
Next, this unlikely team blunder upon the goblin king, who has set up an ambush behind a hidden curtain. Rufious again demonstrates his belated efficiency with the bow. With his very first shot, he impales the goblin kings throat, killing him stone dead (and, according to him, amputating his epiglottis). Behind him is the combined treasure looted from the Nightstone villagers, and Lady Featherstone, Lady in waiting to the now deceased Mistress of Nightstone, Rufious trys to hit on her, but its Romero’s more charismatic approach that wins the girl. Rufious consoles himself by taking the goblin king’s wooden crown and perching it at a rakish angle upon his head.
After avoiding a suspected trap (turns out to be a black pudding hiding in a hollow rock), our heroes find the Nightstone villagers, chained up on ledges above a deep pit. Living in the pit is a colony of hungry vampire bats, nearly ready for their next meal. Fortunately, Romero and Rufious have previously located a large rock, which happens to be the right size to block up the opening to the bat cave. So it comes to pass that they are able to rescue the villagers unopposed, and lead them back to Nightstone, where they meet their companions, bleary-eyed from Conjunctivitis/too much beer.
After nightfall, Romero takes a bottle of fine wine and the girl and goes to bed. Fade to black.